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    <description>Clunk</description>
    <lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:10:00 PDT</lastBuildDate>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2005.</copyright>
    <category>Writing</category>
    <category>Humor</category>
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      <title>photo test</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/12.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 04:56:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 
 
 
 
 
 
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      <title>trying some new tricks</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/11.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 03:49:02 GMT</pubDate>
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...this will 
 look like some of the  pullquotes and styles we see
  in magazinelayout...
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      <title>The Blog Universe</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/10.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <description> 
I have let this ship sink...the Captian said fuck it. Check me out at the new Clunk site

Clunk

 What the hell? I am 0-4 in the battle of the blogs and have dropped the last three by a score of 8-7. Can people let me know what they dislike about my blog? Is it the design, my ugly mug...your input is need. Thanks.

Read RELIEF below this entry if you're from BlogEx


I am trying to track down solid Blog listing sites so if anyone has any please post a link here. So far I've only found one, but I'll keep adding to the list as I find them.

Kmax Blog List




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      <title>What a R.E.L.I.E.F</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/9.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I’ve figured out a new way to have fun, burn off energy and relieve stress. I call this new method R.E.L.I.E.F. (Run Everywhere Like an Infant Entreating Friends) and the philosophy was inspired by my nearly-three-year-daughter Sophia. A few days ago it struck me that Sophia runs everywhere, for everything, no matter how tired she may be or frivolous her destination is. 
For example:
“Sophia,” I call out. “Come and get your Flintstones Vitamin,” and her little knees reach higher and higher until she’s at my side.
“Sophia,” I say, “there is a telemarketer on the line that wants to sell me a... (more)</description>
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      <title>My boys Seth breaks it down</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/8.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:11:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Mark,
 
 Your text goes here.  
 
  &quot;Who keeps us Sober?&quot; This is a phrase that continuously pops up in the
12-step meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous. I've sat in my chair, patiently
thinking, &quot;who is it that keeps me sober?&quot; The leaders, the so-called
trusted sponsers, like to give credit to a Higher Power, or a Being that is
not on Earth. They say that I should place my trust in something that I
cannot see. They say that &quot;[my] Higher Power&quot; will keep me sober, and, at
the same time, &quot;restore me to sanity.&quot; After my three months of sobriety,
all I can say is that from where I... (more)</description>
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      <title>The fit about to hit the shan</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:13:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>No bull!

Hah...check out this kids shirt

That's about right!

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      <title>Working on this html crap</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 00:56:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>And it is starting to make sense...check back later</description>
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      <title>Circulation and advertising plans</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:15:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Note: To the thousands of people who visit my site ( Aloha Mallori) be forewarned that my blog/online mag is a project for a class at the University of Montana in Missoula were I am a senior in print journalism. What follows is a plan designed to get this mag some real exposure and earn myself some big bucks (but not in that order.) The class I am taking is taught by Jonathan Weber, former editor and chief of The Industry Standard and current founder and editor of New West, “a network of online communities devoted to the culture, economy, politics, environment and overall atmosphere of the... (more)</description>
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      <title>This is what I'm talking about</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 15:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>When the man starts to bust your hump ... mow your lawn

Mow the F-ing lawn&gt;

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      <title>A letter from a crazed friend …Creative Writing Degree gone bad</title>
      <link>http://clunk.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:44:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Mark,
 old women come into my hotel and flirt with me and try to get free rooms.
but when i tell them the price of a room their little trigger-happy hearts
jump out of their chests and explode onto my cleaned lobby floor. old
people, with the exception of my grandma, should be ground up into purina.
sorry if this offends those of moralistic behavior, or with weak guts, but
hell, who needs these wentches mopping up their vacations on my, and your,
social security expense accounts.
 always at work and a bit venomous,
   Seth/
Tell [Seth] how much you love him </description>
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