A letter from a crazed friend …Creative Writing Degree gone bad
Mark,
old women come into my hotel and flirt with me and try to get free rooms.
but when i tell them the price of a room their little trigger-happy hearts
jump out of their chests and explode onto my cleaned lobby floor. old
people, with the exception of my grandma, should be ground up into purina.
sorry if this offends those of moralistic behavior, or with weak guts, but
hell, who needs these wentches mopping up their vacations on my, and your,
social security expense accounts.
Mallori September 30, 2005 02:19 PM PDT Mark, you and your strange friend really are quit humorous. I've already passed on this site to a few people. Keep updating, you add a dose of laughter to my day!